The Opening Monologue Of 'Russia Week'

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The Opening Monologue Of 'Russia Week'

Stephen kicks off 'Russia Week' with a deep dive into the prized jewel of Russia: the Trump administration. Subscribe To The Late Show Channel HERE: For more content from The Late Show with Stephen Colbert , click HERE: Watch full episodes of The Late Show HERE: Like The Late Show on Facebook HERE: Follow The Late Show on Twitter HERE: Follow The Late Show on Google+ HERE: Follow The Late Show on Instagram HERE: Follow The Late Show on Tumblr HERE: Watch The Late Show with Stephen Colbert weeknights at 11:35 PM ET/10:35 PM CT. Only on CBS. Get the CBS app for iPhone & iPad! Click HERE: Get new episodes of shows you love across devices the next day, stream live TV, and watch full seasons of CBS fan favorites anytime, anywhere with CBS All Access. Try it free! --- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is the premier late night talk show on CBS, airing at 11:35pm EST, streaming online via CBS All Access, and delivered to the International Space Station on a USB drive taped to a weather balloon. Every night, viewers can expect: Comedy, humor, funny moments, witty interviews, celebrities, famous people, movie stars, bits, humorous celebrities doing bits, funny celebs, big group photos of every star from Hollywood, even the reclusive ones, plus also jokes.

Comments to the video: The Opening Monologue Of 'Russia Week'

Rob M 27 days ago
That doesn't even include the other Russians that were nested in them. LMAO! XD
luvvinallmusik 57 1 month ago
Cobb looks like he ties damsels to train tracks, puts barbed wire around your ranch after stealing your cattle, & has his cousin the Marshal arrest you for it.
Omega Zapruder 1 month ago
1:08 😂😂
j-dog anderson 1 month ago
Those Ty Cobb jokes are absolutely hilarious :D
Anton Novopashin 2 months ago
Rush B suka blyat!
namra khan 2 months ago
3:17 killed me 😂😂😂😂😂
green boy 2 months ago
We need to get Colbert out of the tv. He is a pathetic little man.
bradley haddix 2 months ago
Wow Rachel, you look great in a suit and tie.
Mat Cat 2 months ago
Trump's crowd sizes aren't the only things that are small.
Fiber lights 123 2 months ago
I wanna be in the room where it happened
richard rumer 2 months ago
FUCK THIS GUY
TheBertMan Rox 2 months ago
What a hack.
Takahashi nani ni shimasu ka? 2 months ago
Ty cobb. This name is amazing i need to write it down and keep it in me forever to make memes of it.
Toma K 2 months ago
We haven't found the fire yet Mr. president, but there's more smoke everyday What a devistating line, in any way possible
John Doe 2 months ago
I just spat-sprayed over the dinner I'm cooking at the nesting doll joke. haha
Fast Lane 2 months ago
Amazing how californians think you assholes are gods ,,,bring your pussy ass to michigan and detroit will kick your faggot fucking ass bunch of pussys worshiping a bunch of overpaud assholes!
Александр Субботин 2 months ago
When this American idiot tries to joke about Russia - looks very stupid, but probably for a crowd of stupid Americans such a humor is the norm because it meets their zero level of education
Slowdwood 2 months ago
To Cobb?😮
Slowdwood 2 months ago
Ty Cobb.
narrengold 2 months ago
4:22 That's not Ty Cobb, that's Bill Murray, in the 4th part of Ghostbusters: The orange monster of the white house, saying : Donny, if you're asked if you're a god say Yes!.and then shut the fuckin hell up
S955US84 2 months ago
Colbert is a such a waste.
Floris Stegenga 2 months ago
imagine This vid sounds pretty wonderfzlkitchen
Bill Meagher 2 months ago
What's the difference between a 10 month old and a Hillary and Obama supporting progressive diaper wearing Colbert between Nov 8 and now? The 10 month old stopped crying.
Johnny Galindo 2 months ago
Netalia uuuuuuvilanitskia! Lol!
Ghalib Muhammad 2 months ago
Suburb harsh nuclear attempt thereby huh
majed8192 2 months ago
When he gives that look each time saying a Russian name it kills me every time :D
Dragonk116 2 months ago
Better than shark week that's for sure.
Tucker Bowen 2 months ago
Made in America week? great, invite the racist neighbor from Gremlins so we can all enjoy the shitty products we make
Sammie Cooke 2 months ago
Austin 3:16 says I almost dropped my glasses!
James Taylor 2 months ago
Colbert even looks like a goon coon. What a real dork he is. I can see why he wanted to have sex with Obama. Just his type. Wow.
TCt83067695 2 months ago
poor ty cobb
Alberto Hernández Gastelú 2 months ago
We NEED a Ty Cobb compilation! The world demands it!
Walk it off 2 months ago
+1 for not being more offensive than he could have been. (I give up on the expectation that this guy can actually be funny.)
mike kissam 2 months ago
I like Colbert but after a while you notice he only cites CNN for most of his sources. I get that it's a comedy show but I know quite a few people who when I ask where they get their news they claim this show. When was the last time you heard Colbert talk about Premiums raising across the country or the welfare system being abused, or anything that isn't fuck trump this Russia that. Trump might not be the best president but Jesus Christ how can anyone watch this show and say this is unbiased News !
Samantha K 2 months ago
Goddamn his band leader is terrible! Get a new guy!!!
ShinRyojin 3 months ago
Right now, emotions are at a all time high in the White House, but nothing is too stressful for Trump lawyer and former actor best known for his role as the old prospector Stinky Pete in Toy Story two, Ty Cobb.
Chris&Josh 3 months ago
So Trump has a lawyer who has a lawyer who has a lawyer who has a lawyer.
Luke Taylor 3 months ago
Trump lawyer and long lost ancestor of Bill Murray. Ty Cobb.
Victor Fox 3 months ago
I don't get it. Has Trump or his son actually done anything illegal?
Fred Sarro 3 months ago
I wonder how long this guy can continue with this b's story everynight
Jo Law 3 months ago
Where's the fire? Check your pants!
Skram Amme 3 months ago
JFC the Ty Cobb jokes are bloody hilarious. although I was disappointed there was no comparison to a retired, mustache twirling villain who used to go about tying girls to railroad tracks.
Alessa Maradiaga 3 months ago
Someone should make a russians react to Colbert
Gus Bernal 3 months ago
so. there's a new teflon don (jr)? x-P
Jack Beretta 3 months ago
Damn I despise this bastard!
Guss Manning 3 months ago
I despise him too. Actually I hate all liberals.
Vanessa Perez 3 months ago
Damn, this administration is going down in shame.
Link 3 months ago
so speaking of spies check out assassin roommate on webtoon
Joe me 3 months ago
Russia, Russia, Russia is all we have heard and there is absolutely no proof, proof, proof.Let's investigate Hillary's emails and the phony investigation surrounding it but because the proof, proof, proof is there.Lock THEM up.
William Sroka 3 months ago
Ty Cobb is related to the famous baseball player?! HOW AWESOME IS THAT?!
Dean Vanacore 3 months ago
FALSE FLAG FAGGOT THERES NO FIRE THEY JUST WANT TO SEE YOU PULL YOUR HOSE OUT
ROG Music Africa 3 months ago
classsic monologue !!!
Abbe Satty 3 months ago
This is by far the funniest Colbert's 'AND.' tribute.
Tourdeplace 2015 3 months ago
Those Russian names are more than a mouth full.
NG TC 3 months ago
Pretty sure Ty Cobb is really Bill Murray with a handlebar mustache
Влади́мир Иванович 3 months ago
Yanks to the rescue! How American advisors helped Yeltsin win. -Time magazine. I hope China puts the great Satan in its place soon.
Sylvia T 3 months ago
You forgot the listening team in Russia. Also the guy checking making sure the old bugs planted there had new the new improved batteries from China.
byrum katie 3 months ago
Most fun will be the leaked vid of drump getting the russian golden showers
Pengochan 3 months ago
In cold war times russophobia was a thing of the right, now it's a thing of the left.
Raymond Foster 3 months ago
you cant make this shit up!
nayinayi1 3 months ago
I bet Cobb will quit Trump in a month.
j-dog anderson 3 months ago
I love how they kept going with the Tye Cobb alter egos :D
Marie Jane 3 months ago
Russians met the Trumps to blackmail them. Sometimes you gotta watch who you screw over.
Jim BOB 3 months ago
The people that listen to this jerk off are fucked!!! This fuckin guy is not funny at the least. The sad thing is some of the brainwashed think that this stuff is real. Its all fake just like CNN.
Joe Messanella 3 months ago
Magnitsky Act repeal was probably the motivation for the meeting.
Chas Stack 3 months ago
like shooting fish in a barrel , WTH thought trump was presidential
Mohmd Abid 3 months ago
محمد
yyb king 3 months ago
this hurts
Maximo Nacer 3 months ago
The phrase This is everything in my opinion is referred to the reality of how we really were financing the parallel police trained to violate civil rights and the law instead of protecting it.
Coco Nut 3 months ago
Does Stephen Colbert Hate Russians? He talks about them like they are devious second class. sounds kind of like hate speech.
Coco Nut 3 months ago
? He was talking to Putin about Americans adopting Russian Children, nothing more.
Real PandaLover 3 months ago
Perfect SNL sketch: Don Jr Russian meeting
upuntil6 3 months ago
Holy fuck, he roasted the shut out of Drumpf's lawyer. 😂
3G Bloke 3 months ago
fire is in his fucking pants. lying son of a bitch
H.G. C. 3 months ago
Most of the fake comments are bots, and paid posters by media matters to inflate this clowns low ratings and popularity.
H.G. C. 3 months ago
Colbert is such a shit eating ferret. He does what his corporate masters tell him.  SNL, Colbert/Queerbert , Chelsea Handler, and John Oliver to name a few think and want their limited viewers to think they are hip and standing up to some fake crisis, in reality they are the fecal eating ferrets collecting checks from their corporate bosses   and if they stray one iota away from what their bosses want the next shit eating liberal so called humorist will take their place. You have to be a retard to watch more than 2 minutes of this diuretic/emetic /laxative all rolled into one.
Robert Sutton 3 months ago
Stephen is such a disgrace to his family. The way some people are he is doing a dangerous thing to family safety, as well as his own safety. I understand he is limited in his comic abilities so these jokes are what he feels he has to do to attract his customers. There is an old saying that what you reap you will sow. I am sure your family and friends have told you take heed with the things you say, but you will do it your way its a free country you may say. Don't blame Trump for everything that happens.
amable caballero 3 months ago
In Texas, you are admired so much we call you Steven Col-beer! Get it?
ShadowT23 3 months ago
Yeah let's ride this fucking bandwagon some more. Make as much money as you can off of all these stupid people.
Sakib Adil 3 months ago
Talking about RUSSIA is the only way you can get views LOL. YOUR SHOW FUCKING SUCKS
Wolf Pro1 3 months ago
Without watching the video I predict Stephen Colbert will hate on Trump
Eric Crouch 3 months ago
Fake news
david sanchez jr 3 months ago
And all the illegal shit Hillary was actually proven to do.. nothing happens. But day after day after day we are forced fed anti trump propaganda. But republicans are the bullies.
Hugo Rivera 3 months ago
Este tipo esta enfermo de obsesión por los rusos🤡
brady50429 3 months ago
more trump shit bro come on man it's fucking old
John Bernard 3 months ago
Colbert is shit on a stick
Vlad P 3 months ago
Fucking idiots, if you think that Russia is always the bad guy. Funny how Russians are portrayed in Western Media. Fucking idiots, truly. And by the way, bad mouthing Putin won't get you in hot water, unless you attempt to destabilize the government, and shove your nose where you shouldn't. All of you are fucking idiots who are bad mouthing Russia and its leader through a narrow world view. Maybe if US kept it's filthy nose out of other countries' affairs, Russia wouldn't have to counter-balance. Look at what you have turned Iraq into, Syria, Afghanistan (I know Soviets slaughtered a million, but at least we finally were able to allow women to wear normal clothes, and get an education), Vietnam (let me guess, this is your reply: hurr durr, Communists kill ever more!!! hurr durr), and many other countless nations, all in the name of control and money. To every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, and once this push-and-shove blaming game gets old, a nuclear holocaust will be a fun way to resolve this dilemma. BTW, I'm a dual citizen, and was an infantryman in US Army. I bet most of you are so fucking stupid that you believe that Germans were the good guys, who were just doing their job in WW2 (and the millions of rapes they committed against Soviets are a lie), while Soviets were the barbaric rapists. God, what a fucking joke. Can't wait for the return of Zombie Alien Jesus and his posse to clean this fucking mess up.
Christina Eder 3 months ago
Comfort kitchen hesitate severe ocean between cast crucial.
Naneth Alvarado 3 months ago
😁😀😂😂😂😂
Jorge Busch 3 months ago
Oh Sir Stephen. Do you ever feel ashamed for being a deceiver?
John Daniel Esguerra 3 months ago
Stephen Colbert is a great candidate for a future US election. I don't know why.
ghhjjable 3 months ago
Ничего не сообразил, однако было любопытно.
Mooktadir A 3 months ago
This guy is goood.
TARGETED AMERICAN !! 3 months ago
No Talent.what a little piece of garbage.Trashing the President nightly.karma little man.
JJ20 3 months ago
Trump outsources everything, his decision-making he has outsourced to RUSSIA.
m0rbidh0rr0r 3 months ago
Wow, his jokes barely land with his own ilk. How does this clip have any thumbs up?
João Eduardo 3 months ago
helloh
olko 3 months ago
Every week is russia week in the left.
MadnesstoMadnessTV 3 months ago
Comedy comes in threes! *stares at camera intensely
Brian Jones 3 months ago
Invite Ben Shapiro on you weasel
Josh Womble 3 months ago
Screw you Stephen
Luke Pelkey 3 months ago
This is a disgrace to our president leave him alone you all didn't make fun of Hillary and obama. this man is a disgrace to America